Dear Bladder,
I would like some control back. Just sayin'. Or can you at least give me a warning if you're going to "lose it" when I sneeze? Oooh, or maybe we could just let me sleep through the night? I would take that over bladder control.
Dear Joints,
I know it's funny to have me stumble and fall a lot...but it's starting to be a little painful. My ankles, especially, like to give out at inopportune times (i.e. while I'm on the stairs) and I just can't be falling all the time. I am having a baby, after all. I need to keep her safe and not fall on her.
Dear Subconscious,
CAN YOU PLEASE STOP GIVING ME NIGHTMARES FROM HELL???? Seriously! I already have anxiety issues and nightmare issues, but this night terror thing has GOT to stop. I know it must be hil.ar.i.ous when I wake up crying (again) because I thought I was in the ER miscarrying (again) but my husband is starting to think I need to take sleeping pills to get through the night (and you and I both know that's not the answer.)
Thanks, guys! I really appreciate it!
-Lyndsey
Dear Minion,
You're awesome. Grow big and strong, and I'll see you this summer. I promise Daddy won't name you after a car....but I can't say that you won't have a car bouncer seat. I've got to compromise.
Love, Mommy
8 years ago
4 comments:
this is so true! and love the love note to the minion =]
very cute post :)
Dear Lyndsey,
You are pregnant. Consider yourself forewarned until I say otherwise. Buy adult size diapers.
Love,
Bladder
Dear Lyndsey,
Comes with the territory sweetie. You may want to invest in a wheelchair for the duration.
Love,
Joints
Dear Lyndsey,
You ain't seen nothin' yet. Just wait until you dream that a foot comes out of your belly button or the outline of a screaming face on your belly. Try Unisom tablets (not gel-caps), that MIGHT help.
Love,
Subconscious
Dear Mama,
I love you and I can't wait. And I like cars even if I am a girl.
Love and hugs and kisses,
Minion
:)
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