Casey went and volunteered at Goodwill for his "give a day, get a day" thing. When he got home and emptied his pockets, this letter fell out. Apparently, he had some time of his hands today...
"To the World,
I would like to take a moment and address the people of this world that we live in. The time has come for change. You people of lawlessness have had it too good for too long now. The time will soon be at hand with my reign of tyranny will come to fruition. Soon, my Spawn will enter this world and then the people will tremble in fear...for my offspring will vanquish those that need not be. The good and righteous need not worry, for they will be embraced and loved."
After I was finished laughing my butt off, I asked why he didn't finish it. He said he lost interest after writing that much. :) But he said if I grow them, he'll train them.
So, people of the world: Start preparing for Sebold World Domination!
8 years ago
3 comments:
ON. THE. FLOOR!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
Uh oh! Make sure he knows what he is getting himself into! Growing them may suck big time, but training them takes YEARS!
Besides, in spite of my best efforts I've discovered that those little suckers have minds of their own!
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