XX Chromosomes

I'm a woman. I have known that for awhile. I have the parts, so I'm a woman...right? Since I have the parts, I should understand their basic function, correct?

Negative. That's a big, fat freakin' negative, Ghost Rider.

I need to start Clomid on Day 5 of my cycle. I'm taking it from Day 5 to Day 9. It would be much easier to figure out if my cycle weren't so freakin' spastic. If it would start when my little calandar says it should. If it wouldn't start five days earlier than it did last month. Or ten days earlier than it did the month before.

Of course, if my parts worked the way they were supposed to, I wouldn't have the pretty little blog, now would I? I have to find the positive somewhere!

Aaah...such is life.