'Roid Rage

My ovaries feel a little like they're on steroids.  They're angry, and they're getting bigger, faster (harder, stronger...) (hee hee, I made a funny.)

 

What started out as little spurts of stabbing pain is quickly becoming (over the course of the last 24 hours) a near-constant, pissed-the-hell-off radiating pain from the front around to my lower back. 

 

Riddle me this:  HOW is this new sensation supposed to get me in the mood to make babies?  Hmmm?  A paradox, perhaps?